braintransplant / Entries tagged with t2t

more t2t post titles its just mindless fun...

jazz music is confusing so i turned it all into violins, sorry
please dont ask about the lemon
i got a birthday present but i dont think its you
the worst moment of my life
who is to blame for this country's problem
does anyone else feel like my neck is going to explode
reading the names of the dead will sometimes get you to cry
that fish aint playing
t-rex brain
seth meyers died in a george foreman
this is my favorite postcard ever
nice girls make great lovers (hm...maybe "sexy maids" will be more marketable)
what its like to murder someone in a video game, through magic, in the middle of a trombone solo
rating what seashells are made of
i cant endure the nintendog loading screen any longer
mr. lasagna
funny excuses for not following your dreams
iNeed a hug
how dare you live by the river
the dawgs still need me
some asshole on a bike kicked my head
eat your eggs in a terror filled void
dinosaurs killed the jockstrap
good news! monkey brains provide scientists with memory of falling into a pit of snakes
numbers i invented
fever dream dialogue
some lab stuff for eric
i am choosing not to discuss what happened to eric
100 years of ham
the smell of death is still strong
one year older (or are we?)

noura did this and i wanted to try!!!!! t2t + my previous dw post titles =

what its like to live near a slaughterhouse
the life cycle of a sandwich
thar she blows
gaming at the end of the world
the spirit is willing, the flesh is weak
i died in two directions
cowboy fact 27
how i would improve job security by doing 3 simples tasks
why i keep trying to improve my cocaine collection
this years event report (dreams)
what it feels like to shoot a lion in the face
handshake strategy meeting
putting glue on mom
boy am i lazy
lost passion for managing my plant collection
how i can make this into an epic poem
mario software update
kraken worms
how many ants are there in the world (the answer is never "enough")
what to do with psionic powers
killing four guys with love
orphan timeline analysis
evolution of rock band names
another year of letting go
fire escape stories and their contradictions
you live in an era
friends left me stranded in the park for 5 years
if spiders are so smart, why are they such assholes?
if i was an emo no one would really mind
voodoo and voodoo girls
how many thumbnails of overripe fruit can you fit in a google image search?
in your heart, do you see something that you never knew was there? (final autopsy)
how to become a pegasus zombie (spoilers)
reasons people are getting mad at people
someone set me on fire at an anime con
godzilla facts (wow, how could i forget them???)
will there ever be an okay song again?
this thing called a snail just landed on me
bossfight with cyborg rage
the early history of water and why i cry at work
random people that will probably fuck you

is your heart a sponge or a fist?