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braintransplant more t2t post titles its just mindless fun...
- jazz music is confusing so i turned it all into violins, sorry
- please dont ask about the lemon
- i got a birthday present but i dont think its you
- the worst moment of my life
- who is to blame for this country's problem
- does anyone else feel like my neck is going to explode
- reading the names of the dead will sometimes get you to cry
- that fish aint playing
- t-rex brain
- seth meyers died in a george foreman
- this is my favorite postcard ever
- nice girls make great lovers (hm...maybe "sexy maids" will be more marketable)
- what its like to murder someone in a video game, through magic, in the middle of a trombone solo
- rating what seashells are made of
- i cant endure the nintendog loading screen any longer
- mr. lasagna
- funny excuses for not following your dreams
- iNeed a hug
- how dare you live by the river
- the dawgs still need me
- some asshole on a bike kicked my head
- eat your eggs in a terror filled void
- dinosaurs killed the jockstrap
- good news! monkey brains provide scientists with memory of falling into a pit of snakes
- numbers i invented
- fever dream dialogue
- some lab stuff for eric
- i am choosing not to discuss what happened to eric
- 100 years of ham
- the smell of death is still strong
- one year older (or are we?)
