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please do not ask why i am reading animorphs i said my brain was rotting without school to occupy me and this is who i am now. thank you
1. the invasion: the sharing is basically like the one woman show in la la land you keep getting invited to and dont want to attend, elfangor is the only positive father figure in this entire series despite being an alien, and visser three is mostly pissed because he isnt cool enough to be visser one. also jake becomes a lizard, eats a spider, and regrets it deeply in his soul. yeerk pools are intergalactic self care.
2. the visitor: everyones a bird. rachel eavesdrops on a skype call with visser three. jake becomes a flea and lives on rachel, which was even weirder than it sounds, and 66% of the chapman family are yeerk hosts. nobody can figure out how to morph with shoes.
3. the encounter: tobias has been stuck as a bird of prey for two weeks and tries really hard not to fuck a hawk. also he tries to commit suicide in a mall. its a weird one!
4. the message: whales are all knowing sentient beings that communicate telepathically and possess enough higher consciousness to understand the concepts of trust, love, compassion, revenge, and animorphing. cassie and marco contemplate mortality. elfangor's brother reenacts stephen king's under the dome at the bottom of the ocean. ax becomes a clone of the entire gang at once.
i read four of these today. unfortunately i will be back later.
1. the invasion: the sharing is basically like the one woman show in la la land you keep getting invited to and dont want to attend, elfangor is the only positive father figure in this entire series despite being an alien, and visser three is mostly pissed because he isnt cool enough to be visser one. also jake becomes a lizard, eats a spider, and regrets it deeply in his soul. yeerk pools are intergalactic self care.
2. the visitor: everyones a bird. rachel eavesdrops on a skype call with visser three. jake becomes a flea and lives on rachel, which was even weirder than it sounds, and 66% of the chapman family are yeerk hosts. nobody can figure out how to morph with shoes.
3. the encounter: tobias has been stuck as a bird of prey for two weeks and tries really hard not to fuck a hawk. also he tries to commit suicide in a mall. its a weird one!
4. the message: whales are all knowing sentient beings that communicate telepathically and possess enough higher consciousness to understand the concepts of trust, love, compassion, revenge, and animorphing. cassie and marco contemplate mortality. elfangor's brother reenacts stephen king's under the dome at the bottom of the ocean. ax becomes a clone of the entire gang at once.
i read four of these today. unfortunately i will be back later.
