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 inverted game of thrones universe

• the wall is in the south and is made of volcanic rock with hot magma/lava flowing down the sides of it periodically
• house stark sigil is like. a hyena. or a tiger? and summer is coming. honestly the idea of people fearing summer and prospering in winter is kind of cool ngl
• its mega-hot in the south south. wildlings are down there running around naked or close to it, contributing to the savage stigma placed upon them. also makes the gingers are kissed by fire jokes 10x better.
• for wights basically imagine burnt corpses running at you at 500mph. and when the night king posts up black smoke descends instead of a winter storm.
• haha. jon smoke.