sorry for copying noura again its a libran disease (t2t fic titles)

• dreamseed, imagined, in your heart
• salt like a hound at your door
• all snow melts
• forsaking eros, false vices
• fledgling angels
• troublestone
• giants: deadfall
• shark, red-legged
• crab apple, silverback
• felted thunder
• one-handed seraph
• light sickness
• bowstring; knife to back
• every snake breathes, serpentine
• mindmaker
• king cobra
• crushing underfoot
• come and worship / come alone
• viridian sun
• unlovely
• angry wasp, lonesome starlight

too bad there are no special skills required to be a giraffe

 more t2t post titles its just mindless fun...

• jazz music is confusing so i turned it all into violins, sorry
• please dont ask about the lemon
• i got a birthday present but i dont think its you
• the worst moment of my life
• who is to blame for this country's problem
• does anyone else feel like my neck is going to explode
• reading the names of the dead will sometimes get you to cry
• that fish aint playing
• t-rex brain
• seth meyers died in a george foreman
• this is my favorite postcard ever
• nice girls make great lovers (hm...maybe "sexy maids" will be more marketable)
• what its like to murder someone in a video game, through magic, in the middle of a trombone solo
• rating what seashells are made of
• i cant endure the nintendog loading screen any longer
• mr. lasagna
• funny excuses for not following your dreams
• iNeed a hug
• how dare you live by the river
• the dawgs still need me
• some asshole on a bike kicked my head
• eat your eggs in a terror filled void
• dinosaurs killed the jockstrap
• good news! monkey brains provide scientists with memory of falling into a pit of snakes
• numbers i invented
• fever dream dialogue
• some lab stuff for eric
• i am choosing not to discuss what happened to eric
• 100 years of ham
• the smell of death is still strong
• one year older (or are we?)